Alright, so we have hit Dopamine and Oxytocin over the last two weeks. I decided it’s time to move onto something more relatable to everyone reading: Caffeine. Let me drop a statistic knowledge-bomb on you: 90% of Americans consume caffeine in one way or another. I checked the Census Bureau’s website earlier, and as of today we have 310,400,000 people [...]
Last week I covered the neurotransmitter Dopamine and how it gives you an overwhelming amount of excitement; our body’s natural way of saying “get psyched!” This week I’m going to talk about another neurotransmitter (oh ya, there is more than one). This second neurotransmitter is our feel-good-friend, Oxytocin. Oxytocin is a neurotransmitter that gives you a feeling of being wrapped [...]
Alright, I wanted to start off my new weekly Wednesday column with a quick explanation of what it’s about. “Why’d I Do That Wednesday!?” is all about the weird, strange breakdowns of all the things we do, reactions we have, and all the stuff that makes us think “Why’d I do that!?” Feel like this is up your alley? A [...]
Doppelganger, like strudel and bratwurst, is from Germany. It’s a loanword we use in English to reference look-alikes. It could also wreak havoc on a Scrabble board, but lets get back to the stunt doubles. Yesterday my own doppelganger twin sister mentioned the uncanny resemblance of David Bowie to Tilda Swinton. We both laughed, shuddered and rolled through a few [...]
While we understand that putting together IKEA furniture is extremely difficult at times, we usually have friends or the IKEA builders solve our construction issues. This “totally serviceable” 37 year old female is willing to pleasure herself for your viewing pleasure while you construct her Swedish furniture. I wonder if she realizes that the potential distraction could result in a [...]
I’m trying to look at this picture and say this isn’t white trash at all, but rather smart planning. Imagine if they’re gift registry was at Wal-Mart, this way they can immediately return anything they ended up not liking. After than, they could go fill their prescriptions at the pharmacy, pick up some McDonalds, and get an eye exam before [...]
Although entirely random, Captcha on occasion provides us with some textual humor. Perhaps somehow Captcha knows Facebook’s subliminal desires.
This video, which if it ever made it to the big stage would be truly epic, definitely made our day. How don’t you love a musical about the internal struggle of RoboCop and his past as Murphy? Murphy its you!
